STATUS:
Unresolved.
SCOPE:
This bug affects all aspects of development.
SEVERITY:
CRITICAL!!!!!!
SYMPTOMS:
Lead Developer disappears for weeks to months at a time, resulting in a 100% halt to project progression.
CAUSE:
The cause of this bug can best be described as "Real Life."
RESOLUTION:
While no permanent solution has been identified, an acceptable work-around has proven to successfully pacify this bug from weeks to months at a time. Establishing and making generous contributions to a "Feed Mark and his Mortgage" fund would allow the developer to quit his day job and focus on the important things in life, like finishing this project. This would directly result in a timely release to market, at which point, all future projects should be self-sufficient, possibly even resulting in a permanent fix to the bug itself.
